Love to use that line. It gets such interesting reactions. Actually my "daughter" is older than I am.
indeed it is. But the scripting of the event would take good time since i am not an ' expert ' in scripting just at intermediate level. Along with this, some real life duties that i also have to perfrom on daily basis. That's why i think it would take atleast 6 months to get completed. Later on tests will be made. OVerall, 9-12 months would make it totally complete and ready to be launched!
My husband always plans far ahead also. My mother-in-law tried to talk to me about Christmas last weekend and I started to get anxious. It's too far away! I don't even want to think about it right now! It's only July, go away!
Christmas? We just passed Independence Day. Sheesh! Christmas is too far off. It's time for Halloween shopping.
Getting ready for my week long escape, so trying to do all the 3247 things that must be done before lift off... One is setting up my "out of office autoreply" on my email.... I hate the standard blah blah blah, so here's mine: ____________________________________________________ With apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary… I'm leavin' on a jet plane (for an undisclosed subtropical Caribbean island which makes you instantly entirely jealous and green with envy, for which I sincerely apologize for any discomfort or mental anguish you may suffer thinking about the fact that I’m there and you are here, wherever “here” is for you today) I know exactly when I'll be back again (next Monday, July 24, 2017) Oh babe (client, man, woman, boy, girl, human/humyn, homo sapien) I’m so delighted, thrilled, enthralled, charmed, ecstatic, elated, enchanted, excited, jubilant, overjoyed, pleased, and joyous to go (not looking forward at all to it, am I)? If you’ve made it this far, you obviously needed that short mental break to avoid a total mental breakdown. We at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe truly appreciate your trust in us, and rest assured that your matters are not being ignored while I am taking this short break. I will have limited phone service, but the office will be able to reach me in an emergency. Also, I will have email service, so I will be doing my best to respond to your emails (if a response is required) in the evenings. In the event of something that needs immediate attention, please call the office at BR-549 and the person answering the phone will get you to one of our partners who will be happy to assist you. If you ask to be sent to my voicemail, our system will transcribe your voicemail (please speak slowly and clearly, but you have a 30 second record time) and send it to me by email, for review in the evening. As always thank for your trust in us and the opportunity to serve you. Rabbi “Sunburned Beach Bum” Knife P.S.: You may enjoy these definitive versions of the original: