Parson, you could always start reprinting "How to Speak Parsonese." I'm not sure that many of the people here have read it. Plus there is the added benefit that they might be better able to understand you.
I've downloaded a copy to amuse at my leisure. Fun reading. BTW, according to the copyright laws of the USA it actually is copyrighted. A work is automatically covered from the time it is finished for the life of the author + 50 years. Of course this is hard to enforce unless you have registered it with the Copyright office, who puts a copy of it in the Library of Congress.
You wouldn't know, even if you lived in the USA, unless you did some research into copyright laws, like I have.