How To Speak Parsonese

Discussion in 'Humor' started by The Parson, Jul 18, 2017.

  1. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Don't blame me for this one. I think Cloudwalker wanted it to be posted...
    • Ain't = Is not.
    • All Mighty = God the Father
    • Alrighty = Okay, fine or well.
    • Brethren = Those fellow males who are Born Again Christians.
    • Betcha = I'd stake my life on it.
    • Born Again = Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.
    • Brother = See BRETHREN.
    • Brush Pile University = Old country term for finding a secluded place to learn from the Lord.
    • Bunch = Usually refers to a group or groups of people with a certain idea.
    • Cain't = See KAIN'T.
    • Contraption = A machine, most commonly used to define my computer or my car.
    • Consarn = An expression of disgust.
    • Cornbread and beans = A feast.
    • Dad Burn it = An expression of exasperation.
    • Dog Gone It = An expression of frustration.
    • Drekly = Directly or very soon.
    • Err = Error or having a misconception.
    • Finer than Frogs Hair = I'm doing well, thank you kindly.
    • Flop = A failure of some sort.
    • Folks = A term of endearment for a group or groups of people.
    • Fool = Someone who ain't got the sense God gave a goose.
      • Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
    • Fortnight = Two weeks, 14 days.
    • Gal = Usually referring to a younger Sister in Christ Jesus.
    • Get Right = Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior. ie: Getting your heart right. (Ask the Parson about Getting Right.)
    • Handy as a Hay Rake = Useful.
    • Handy as a Hay Rake on mowing day = Really really useful.
    • Hankerin = A desire.
    • Holy Ghost Conviction = A strong belief given to us by the Holy Spirit of God.
    • Hunkey Dorey = Everything will work out fine.
    • Idiot = See FOOL.
    • Joy = A gift of the Holy Spirit. What we are supposed to have in our salvation. (No Joy??? Ask the Lord for it. He'll give it. See the Parson for details!)
    • Jerk = Junior Educated Rich Kid. A smarty pants.
    • Kain't = See CAIN'T. (Ever feel like you were running in circles?) Can't or unable to comply.
    • Keeled over = Past away, died, ceased to exist on this earth.
    • Knuckle Head = Someone who doesn't give much thought to situations or dilemmas. (Not meant in a derogatory or bad way.)
    • Larnin = Learning or education.
    • LOL = Laugh Out Loud, used in the chat to show something was funny.
    • Ma'am = A signification of respect towards a Sister in Christ Jesus. (Makes no reference to age.)
    • Master, the = The Lord Jesus Christ.
    • Nigh = Near or close.
    • No moss growin under my Feet = I am staying busy!
    • Now you're a cookin with butter = You have grasped the idea and you understand the situation.
    • Omni = All or every.
    • Papist = Someone who is a follower of the catholic pope.
    • Parson = Olde English term originally coined for a Baptist preacher.
    • Past Away = Usually referring to a Saint dying and going home to be with the Lord.
    • Pedo-Baptist = A denomination that practices infant baptism.
    • Plow Stuck in a Rut = Not feeling well or being depressed.
    • Plumb = Defiantly or right on the mark.
    • Prayer Warrior = A high office in the Parsons Corner Ministries. One who is entrusted with the prayer requests of others.
    • Quirky = Full of errors.
    • Rascal = Someone who is sneaky. Most times used as a jest or pun.
    • Reckon = To think or ponder on something.
      • Proof that the Apostle Paul was a Southerner. Romans 8:18 For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.
    • Roastnear = An ear of corn. Roasting Ear.
    • ROFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing, used in the chat to show something was extremely funny.
    • Rough Row to Hoe = Something hard to do.
    • Scallywag = Someone who isn't honest.
    • Sir = A signification of respect towards a fellow man. (Makes no reference to age intended.)
    • Sis = An acknowledgement of a Sister in Christ Jesus.
    • Sissy = An acknowledgement of a Sister in Christ Jesus.
    • Skin me alive = Reprimand.
    • Soder In = To take your time reaching a place or destination.
    • Spect = Expect, ie I expect.
    • Sure nuff = I agree with you.
    • Them Thar = Those over there or a certain group of items.
    • Uh-Oh = Signifies just realizing a problem.
    • Vittles = Derived from Olde English, Food.
    • Where the Bear Sits = This is where I am telling you I have a firm belief.
    • Whoops = Signifying a mistake was made.
    • Xtree = Extra or surplus.
    • Ya'll = Every one of you or all of you folks.
    • Younguns = Young ones, most folks younger than me.
    • You-uns = See YA'LL.
    • Zoo = What we used to have in the other forum!!! [​IMG]

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