It's official.....I'm old.

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  1. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    Youngster.
     
  2. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    I'm right behind Aaron.
     
  3. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Interestingly my vision seems to be improving recently. The vision test to get a PA drivers license is little more than testing that you have eyes and they at least kinda-sorta work, but before I left the UK I stopped wearing glasses to drive because I didn't need them any more.

    That said my hair is getting larger grey patches in it these days. I'm not thrilled about that :(
     
  4. devilslayer365

    devilslayer365 Wazzup?!

    I wish. I remember when I turned 30 back in 2001. I thought, "Oh, man. I'm not in my 20's anymore. I'm 30. I'm old now." I'd love to be 30 again. LOL!
     
  5. devilslayer365

    devilslayer365 Wazzup?!

    My hair is thinning a little on top, but I'm not bald, and I do have a little gray in a few places but I mostly still have my brunette hair. Overall, other than a little bit of a spare tire going on in my midsection, I don't look too bad for my age, I suppose.
     
  6. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    I think we should all show a little sensitivity to our friend Seeking and his newly discovered requirements where print size is concerned.

    We can use the small print to talk about him :)
     
  7. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    Me too. I'll be 46 on Sunday. I've got some gray sprinkled in. No patches of it. Slight thinning. Most people my age would consider it a full head of hair. Spare tire but I've lost 25# since Thanksgiving. You kg people can calculate that on your own.

    Seeking is a great guy - other than his poaching addiction.
     
  8. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    You guys are too much.
     
  9. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Yep, a shallow,pan of simmering water and a fresh egg....can't control himself
     
  10. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    25 lb works out to be 11.3398093 kg or 1.7857143 stone.
     
  11. hisleast

    hisleast FISHBEAT!

    You're as old as you feel, right?

    So why don't all you KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
     
  12. Athanasius

    Athanasius Life is not a problem to be solved Staff Member

    Reminds me of Corey Feldman, house painter.
     
  13. ProDeo

    ProDeo What a day for a day dream

    When you read in your paper or hear on your TV and know all the names that have been died that day,

    ONLY THEN YOU ARE OLD
     
  14. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    Some days that makes me about 200
     
  15. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Except stones aren't usually quoted like that. A stone is 14lb so we'd say a 1st 11lb or, more likely, "a stone and a half" or "nearly two stone" depending on how we wanted to come across. Weight gained would be "a stone and a half", weight lost would be "just shy of two stone" :)
     
  16. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    You're as old as you feel, but probably not as important.
     
  17. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    An easy way to find out if you're old is to fall over in front of lots of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they look worried and run to see if you need help, you're old.

    Another good way is to go to a museum and see how many people look through the guide trying to figure out what you are.
     
  18. Athanasius

    Athanasius Life is not a problem to be solved Staff Member

    Did you know, that if you go to some historical, tourist spot, and start talking about things as if you know about them, people will start following you around.
     
  19. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Hmm. Last time I feel off my bike, my co-riders were pretty concerned. :'(
     
  20. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Fascinating. I must test it out one day.
     

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