A little boy is sitting at his desk in his bedroom one day thinking about his upcoming birthday and the bicycle he desperately wants. He looks at the statue of Jesus he has on his desk and starts praying to God about the bike. He says, "God, if you make sure I get a bike for my birthday, I promise to help Mom with the dishes for a month." He stops and thinks and then says. "God, if you make sure I get a bike for my birthday, I promise to help Mom with the dishes for two weeks." He shakes his head and starts again, saying, "God, if you make sure I get a bike for my birthday, I promise to help Mom with the dishes for a week." This still doesn't sound good to the little boy. He picks up the statue of Jesus, opens a desk drawer, and puts the statue inside. He says, "God, if you ever want to see your son again..."
lol that's quit funny. It reminds me of my little cousin who always used say me that please buy me a choclate, I will never ask you for bike ride anymore. But when got him, he still insists.