Job encouragement

Discussion in 'Humor' started by tango, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    If you ever feel like your job is utterly pointless just remember, it's someone's job to fit turn signals to BMWs.
     
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  2. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    :D

    Thanks. Now I feel better.
     
  3. CinderHead

    CinderHead Member

    A wise old, but dastardly good looking and dapper man was listening to me whine about a pt covered entirely in poop and replied...

    "Yeah, but at the end of the day, you can go home and shower. At the end of my day, I am still a lawyer." :D:D:D:D
     
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  4. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.
     
  5. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    I didn’t know we work for the same company.
     
  6. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Due to the worsening economic outlook the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.
     
  7. CinderHead

    CinderHead Member

    You could work for a thermometer company... All B&D Rectal Thermometers all say "Each of our thermometers are individually tested for quality control." You could have that job.
     
  8. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    Last time I saw a light at the end of the tunnel it turned out to be an on coming train Smacking you with a fish.
     
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  9. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    There are potentially two jobs there although frankly neither seems particularly appealing....
     
  10. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Working at the sewage works is pretty tedous. It starts out OK but you soon realise you're just going through the motions.
     
  11. TomH

    TomH Well-Known Member

    There's only four things you need to know at that job.
    The boss is an S.O.B.
    Crap runs downhill.
    Payday's on Friday.
    And don't chew your fingernails!
     
  12. devilslayer365

    devilslayer365 Wazzup?!

    :confused:
     
  13. TomH

    TomH Well-Known Member

    As Johnny Paycheck once sang,
    "Take this job and shove it".
     
  14. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    That's a cheeky attitude.
     
  15. ProDeo

    ProDeo What a day for a day dream

    Still scratching my head about the Job chapter you guys are talking about.
     

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