It's official.....I'm old.

Just purchased my first GIANT PRINT Bible. Not because I wanted to, but because I needed to.

 

Well, considering the alternative to being old.

 

I go with Red Skelton these days. "When I wake up in the morning if I don't see candles and smell incense I get out of bed."

 

If you thought large print was a sign of getting old, try mentioning Red Skelton (I can almost guarantee not many people my age know who he was).

 

You're over 30. I can't listen to you. What about...you know...glasses?

 

Speaking of 30, I'm only just... So, downhill from here, then?

 

Can't listen to people over 30. You've got one year left. Make it count!

 

That's because you're old. :.:

 

My wife has shoes that are 30 years old.

Our washer and dryer are almost 31 years old.

 

9/11 was an inside job, I mean, ah...

 

For the record, I'm still in my thirties.

I'm Thirtyfifteen right now.

;.;.

 

Age is just a case of mind over matter....If you don't mind it don't matter. I decided that I was going to keep doing 39 until I got it right. Currently I am 39 with 24 years experience and I still haven't gotten it right.

 

Just think how silly we'll feel when we're a 30 years old with a trillion years experience.

 

At that point I'm not going to be thinking about time. I'm going to be focused on the very present Jesus.