Happy Birthday teddy

Have a happy birthday my friend. Thinking of you!

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It smells like old people in here.

 

That's you RK.

Thanks, Tim!

 

I tried to find one with twice as many candles, but no joy...

 

It will be tomorrow...

 

No jokes about a geologist who is so old he needs carbon dating to determine his age? For shame

 

Could be worse. U-Pb dating would be a lot older.

 

You don't have to do that. Just see what strata surrounds him.

 

How old Teddy is really depends on what “day” in “birthday” really means.

 

I won't say Teddy is old but they unearthed a dinosaur recently and it had Teddy's coat in its mouth.

 

Good article for Teddy’s Birthday.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ruth-bader-ginsburg-confirms-earth-only-6000-years-old

 

OK, now you've done it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicious-package-mailed-to-joel-osteen-found-to-contain-bible

 

That one was great. Gotta keep up with the news to understand the BB. Another news related one a few weeks ago was a distraught Calvinist whose DNA was tested and he was only 1/1024th elect.

 

I guess "some" is enough...

 

That's interesting. I thought his name was Joel Olsteen, not Osteen. Imagine that.

 

Lol.

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or serious at this point.

 

No, not kidding. It's probably a mis-hearing type of thingy. Anybody else remember it as OLsteen?

 

I think that's how it is in the Alexandrian text....

 

A couple weeks ago I was in a bar and grill type restaurant on Sunday and one of the screens was showing Joel Osteen.