If you ever feel like your job is utterly pointless just remember, it's someone's job to fit turn signals to BMWs.
A wise old, but dastardly good looking and dapper man was listening to me whine about a pt covered entirely in poop and replied... "Yeah, but at the end of the day, you can go home and shower. At the end of my day, I am still a lawyer."
Due to the worsening economic outlook the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.
You could work for a thermometer company... All B&D Rectal Thermometers all say "Each of our thermometers are individually tested for quality control." You could have that job.
Working at the sewage works is pretty tedous. It starts out OK but you soon realise you're just going through the motions.
There's only four things you need to know at that job. The boss is an S.O.B. Crap runs downhill. Payday's on Friday. And don't chew your fingernails!