I won't say Teddy is old but they unearthed a dinosaur recently and it had Teddy's coat in its mouth.
Good article for Teddy’s Birthday. https://babylonbee.com/news/ruth-bader-ginsburg-confirms-earth-only-6000-years-old
OK, now you've done it. https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicious-package-mailed-to-joel-osteen-found-to-contain-bible
That one was great. Gotta keep up with the news to understand the BB. Another news related one a few weeks ago was a distraught Calvinist whose DNA was tested and he was only 1/1024th elect.
A couple weeks ago I was in a bar and grill type restaurant on Sunday and one of the screens was showing Joel Osteen.