An older lady visited a church one day. The usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the stairs. “Where do you want to sit?” he politely asked. “On the front row, if you don’t mind.” she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.” “Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired. “No ma’am.” he said. “I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied in an aggravated manner. “Do you know who I am?” he then asked with a grin. “No.” she said, still aggravated. “Good”, he answered and then left the building.