Surviving the last days, will you be stockpiling for the end of the world?

Discussion in 'The Last Days' started by ChristianInspiration, May 31, 2017.

  1. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    You might slip that one in when it's your turn to say grace but, er, people might notice...
     
  2. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    I already forgot all about those guys. A different type of hyper. I prefer to see myself as an Evangelically ecumenical Calvinist. Everyone doesn't have to be a Calvinist. Evangelicals aren't my field to work.
     
  3. DaniH

    DaniH You're probably fine.

    OMG YES! Of course they can't actually identify as a gender because that would be "labeling". And they would call God "it" (rather than "she" to not seem overly feminist) ... and resist any and all gender pronouns, especially the "He" hive-inducing reeking-of-white-male privilege patriarchal Overlord that literally nobody needs in their life. They would only be posting to urge the rest of the forum populace to "get woke". They would only ever quote from a gender-neutral Bible translation. Because no woke person can be bothered to actually be flexible about anything, including a translation that doesn't fit into their pop-culture wokeness.
     
  4. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Well, you've already ruined yourself by using the word 'ecumenical'.
     
  5. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Sounds like me. I suppose that would make me a TE^4.
     
  6. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL.

    My doctor gave me an ecumenical once.

    Hurt for a week...
     
  7. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Was he Catholic?
     
  8. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    I qualify my ecumenicalness with the adjective Evangelically ecumenical. No ECT for me.

    Here I (still) stand.
     
  9. DaniH

    DaniH You're probably fine.

    Who or what is ECT?
     
  10. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL.

    Extremely Capricious Tiger.
     
  11. DaniH

    DaniH You're probably fine.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL.

    Or Eternal Conscious Torment, I forget which.

    I just thought of a great sermon title: "God's Transmorgrifier"
     
  13. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Very nice...
    That said: ECT=Eternal conscious torment.

    Edit: beaten by the Knife.
     
  14. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    Evangelicals & Catholics Together. I'd say I'm showing my age but.....
     
  15. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Eclectically Calculated Toxicology?
     
  16. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Extra Crunchy Toast
     
  17. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Expeditiously Circular Theology?
     
  18. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    Excruciatingly circuitous thread.
     
  19. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Elemental carbon tubes
     
  20. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Interesting.
     

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