Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelite's out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelite's were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
LOL. I know one little boy that was telling a non believing teacher about Moses and the teacher tried to correct him by telling him "No, where Moses and the Israelites crossed the water was only 2 inches deep." The little boy responded "Praise God. God drowned all those Egyptians in 2 inches of water."