Ten Funny Things To Learn from the Story Of Noah's Ark Funny things that can be learned from the bible and applied to life. Don't miss the boat. Remember that we are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Build your future on high ground. For safety's sake, always travel in pairs. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. When you're stressed, float a while. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.