Oldie But Goodie

Discussion in 'Humor' started by The Parson, Jun 28, 2017.

  1. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Ten Funny Things To Learn from the Story Of Noah's Ark
    Funny things that can be learned from the bible and applied to life.
    1. Don't miss the boat.
    2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
    3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    4. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
    5. Build your future on high ground.
    6. For safety's sake, always travel in pairs.
    7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    8. When you're stressed, float a while.
    9. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    10. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
     
  2. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL.

    11. Even in the midst of God's plan, someone has to clean up behind the elephants.
     
  3. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    12. Watch your step.
     
  4. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Oh, that's good...
    And even gooder...
     
  5. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    All I got is that Noah floated his entire stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
     
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  6. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Nope, that is just plumb corney!Smacking you with a fish.
     
  7. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    I like.
     
  8. IMINXTC

    IMINXTC Time Bandit

    Likely the only "inspired" boat builder to actually get it out of the backyard without a crane.
     
  9. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    LOL. Nice.
     
  10. Mozzie

    Mozzie New Member

  11. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    LOL.
     
  12. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

  13. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    My question was why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes.
     
  14. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Because entire ecosystems would have crashed.
     
  15. BrianW

    BrianW Active Member

    *Grumble grumble* Stupid moles could have been left behind.
     
  16. Asadullah

    Asadullah Member

    13. Have faith in God. He is the saviour.
     
  17. San

    San Member

    always keep some money as well as other things in the side. Don't know when the need occurs.
     

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