Definitions.

Discussion in 'Distractions' started by Cloudwalker, May 2, 2017.

  1. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    ADULT
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends


    And is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR
    A place where women curl up and dye.


    CHICKENS
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


    COMMITTEE
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


    DUST
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.


    EGOTIST
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


    HANDKERCHIEF
    Cold Storage.


    INFLATION
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


    MOSQUITO
    An insect that makes you like flies better.


    RAISIN
    A grape with a sunburn.


    SECRET

    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


    TOOTHACHE
    The pain that drives you to extraction.


    TOMORROW
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


    YAWN
    An honest opinion openly expressed.


    And MY Personal Favorite!!


    WRINKLES
    Something other people have,
    Similar to my character lines.
     
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  2. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    That's good.
     
  3. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    :D

    Good stuff Dave.
     
  4. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Better than I could have said it.
     
  5. Cloudwalker

    Cloudwalker The genuine, original, one and only Cloudwalker Staff Member

    It wasn't original with me. My sister sent it to me and I thought it was much to good not to share.
     

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