Ha! Having been suitably reformed, he then rejoins the legions of genderLESS Silicon Valley programmers and coders. In that brave new world, gender is as gender does
The televangelist’s ears perked up at the unfamiliar sound, and he sprang into action, shouting “NOOOOOOOOO!” and making an amazing twenty-foot-long dive into the crowd before snatching the Bible out of the man’s hands at the last possible moment, according to witnesses. I think this is my new favorite website.
... and it's Joel Osteen again ... http://babylonbee.com/news/horrified-joel-osteen-learns-crucifixion/
... and again ... http://babylonbee.com/news/weird-tr...-dozens-tortured-bible-verses-screaming-pain/
The headline writers are so, so good: Russian Orthodox Church Accused Of Interfering With Doctrine of Election
This one could be handy. Maybe Faceache can turn off its suggestion that I download their app for a similar time... http://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-now-lets-delay-windows-updates-second-coming-christ/
... and speaking of Faceache... http://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-now-requires-blood-sacrifice-anyone-will-see-pages-posts/
Not Joel Osteen this time but Bethel. That gold dust must get to be a real drag... http://babylonbee.com/news/bethel-church-janitor-getting-real-sick-gold-dust/
... and Creflo "Tookyo" Dollar once more ... http://babylonbee.com/news/creflo-dollar-checks-rehab-multiple-scripture-abuse-issues/
The identity of the Antichrist is finally revealed. Well, maybe... http://babylonbee.com/news/uncannily-skilled-dungeons-dragons-enthusiast-might-antichrist/