I subscribe to Babylon Bee on Facebook. Like the Onion, they go too far at times. But they make me chuckle so much. Here’s one of many I like... http://babylonbee.com/news/john-macarthur-sets-new-low-score-zero-dance-dance-revolution-machine/
“I’ve never seen anything like that performance in my life,” the Fun Center manager told reporters. “While most people will at very least tap a foot to the beat, the pastor guy just stayed totally motionless.” LOL!!!
Here’s another I get a kick out of... http://babylonbee.com/news/youths-make-joke-tim-kellers-baldness-immediately-mauled-bears/#
LOL! KJV The Knoweth Jesus Version has legions of disciples who herald it as the only legitimate form of the Scriptures, claiming that all others have been developed through a partnership between the New World Order and Satan himself in order to make sure they don’t knoweth Jesus. KJVers contend that modern Satanic versions intentionally obscure important Christian truths like the Trinity, the divinity of Christ, and the NASA flat-earth cover-up. Also a top choice for readability, memorization, and open-air preaching at sporting events.
So that's the reason the carry leather Bibles http://babylonbee.com/news/study-women-find-men-carrying-leather-bound-esv-attractive/
They’ve got a new one out saying Creflo Dollar is changing his name to Moneybags McGee to properly reflect his financial status. They kill me.
Can you say cynicism? http://babylonbee.com/news/beyond-man-fierce-proponent-traditional-marriage-hes-participated-four/
So how does your church rank? http://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-pulpit-says-theology/ I grew up with "Imposing elevated pulpit", but currently, probably somewhere between the 'Wooden lecturn" and "Sturdy mahogany pulpit".
I know TG likes ones with John Macarthur: http://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-john-macarthur-hosted-women-pastors-conference-trap/
http://babylonbee.com/news/10-awesome-baby-names-straight-bible/ Also good for the young earther's out there. Bonus names!