Babylon Bee (or related) thread

Discussion in 'Humor' started by teddyv, Oct 5, 2017.

  1. Scooby_Snax

    Scooby_Snax Rut-Roh

    Okay-- I do not believe I have had conversation. Perhaps throw in a prayer just because :)
     
  2. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

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  3. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    “I’ve never seen anything like that performance in my life,” the Fun Center manager told reporters. “While most people will at very least tap a foot to the beat, the pastor guy just stayed totally motionless.”

    LOL!!!
     
  4. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    It seems so far anything they do with MacArthur is hilarious. And I’m a pretty big Johnny Mac fan!
     
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  5. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Agreed. he always has that scowl.
     
  6. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

  7. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    That was the one that precipitated this thread.
     
  8. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    Ah yes indeed it was.
     
  9. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

  10. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    LOL!
    KJV
    The Knoweth Jesus Version has legions of disciples who herald it as the only legitimate form of the Scriptures, claiming that all others have been developed through a partnership between the New World Order and Satan himself in order to make sure they don’t knoweth Jesus. KJVers contend that modern Satanic versions intentionally obscure important Christian truths like the Trinity, the divinity of Christ, and the NASA flat-earth cover-up. Also a top choice for readability, memorization, and open-air preaching at sporting events.
     
  11. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

  12. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    They’ve got a new one out saying Creflo Dollar is changing his name to Moneybags McGee to properly reflect his financial status. They kill me.
     
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  13. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

  14. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    I may have shared this one before at OCF...
    How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
     
  15. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

  16. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    I know TG likes ones with John Macarthur:
    http://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-john-macarthur-hosted-women-pastors-conference-trap/

     
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  17. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

    Their celebrity articles kill me.
     
  18. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    http://babylonbee.com/news/10-awesome-baby-names-straight-bible/

    Also good for the young earther's out there.
    Bonus names!
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2017
  19. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus Don't make me hangry Staff Member

  20. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

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