Discussion in 'Humor' started by teddyv, Oct 5, 2017.
Okay-- I do not believe I have had conversation. Perhaps throw in a prayer just because
I subscribe to Babylon Bee on Facebook. Like the Onion, they go too far at times. But they make me chuckle so much. Here’s one of many I like...
“I’ve never seen anything like that performance in my life,” the Fun Center manager told reporters. “While most people will at very least tap a foot to the beat, the pastor guy just stayed totally motionless.”
It seems so far anything they do with MacArthur is hilarious. And I’m a pretty big Johnny Mac fan!
Agreed. he always has that scowl.
Here’s another I get a kick out of...
That was the one that precipitated this thread.
Ah yes indeed it was.
The Knoweth Jesus Version has legions of disciples who herald it as the only legitimate form of the Scriptures, claiming that all others have been developed through a partnership between the New World Order and Satan himself in order to make sure they don’t knoweth Jesus. KJVers contend that modern Satanic versions intentionally obscure important Christian truths like the Trinity, the divinity of Christ, and the NASA flat-earth cover-up. Also a top choice for readability, memorization, and open-air preaching at sporting events.
So that's the reason the carry leather Bibles
They’ve got a new one out saying Creflo Dollar is changing his name to Moneybags McGee to properly reflect his financial status. They kill me.
Can you say cynicism?
I may have shared this one before at OCF...
How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)
So how does your church rank?
I grew up with "Imposing elevated pulpit", but currently, probably somewhere between the 'Wooden lecturn" and "Sturdy mahogany pulpit".
I know TG likes ones with John Macarthur:
Their celebrity articles kill me.
Also good for the young earther's out there.
Lol. Scott Stapp. They never stop cracking me up.
Cthulhu To Speak At Liberty University
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