The trans issue had to come up sooner or later... http://babylonbee.com/news/american-heart-association-sued-discrimination-trans-fats/
Here's a good way to shed a few pounds http://babylonbee.com/news/new-exercise-bike-forces-watch-christian-movies-hit-calories-goal/
I gotta get me some of this... http://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-sitting-massive-stockpile-gulfstream-jets-believers-claim/
The so-called "glory cloud" at Bethel "church" has finally been identified http://babylonbee.com/news/glory-cloud-turns-dangerous-gas-leak/
Don't panic, it isn't the gift of tongues. Nothing to see here... http://babylonbee.com/news/church-disappointed-discover-man-speaking-tongues-exchange-student/
Because TG loves those ones with MacArthur: http://babylonbee.com/news/john-mac...c-congregation-inside-hollowed-trojan-pulpit/
http://babylonbee.com/news/tldr-edition-66-books-bible/ A summary of the Bible. LOL. Acts – Miracles, shipwrecks, lots of tongues. Basically John MacArthur’s worst nightmare. Malachi – Minor prophet who’s not Jonah—feel free to skip. Revelation – Kirk Cameron fights the Antichrist in order to save Christmas from the new world order. Thanks, Kirk!
I hate it when this happens.... http://babylonbee.com/news/scissors-raptured-christmas-gift-wrapping/