I still think they should write an article titled something like "Mennonite minister, fearing break-in, shoots assistant minister in sanctuary"
Finally, the actual meaning of the Revelation is unfolding... http://babylonbee.com/news/revelation-originally-included-detailed-end-times-chart-scholars-confirm/
Thankfully we can just carry on sinning, Jesus said so himself. There's no room for haters here... http://babylonbee.com/news/new-gospel-fragment-reveals-part-jesus-affirmed-everybodys-sins/
Equally thankfully, we can now be sure that the movie God's Not Dead 3 will never happen http://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-bipartisan-effort-block-production-gods-not-dead-3/
... while Creflo Dollar (whose first name should surely be Tookyo) needs money - no surprise there - to spread his mission wings, well, further afield... http://babylonbee.com/news/creflo-d...paign-desperately-needed-ministry-spacecraft/
It's from a several months ago, but was particularly relevant to a current co-worker with her previous job: http://babylonbee.com/news/church-s...pastor-learning-can-pay-just-78-cents-dollar/
Those Russian hackers meddle in everything... http://babylonbee.com/news/russian-hackers-may-interfered-vote-church-potluck-local-man-suspects/
... and Joel Osteen is in the news again ... http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-dives-off-stage-prevent-man-opening-bible/
You're amazing. So amazing, in fact, it's not entirely clear why you need this Jesus guy... http://babylonbee.com/news/woman-unsure-needs-jesus-preacher-spends-30-minutes-telling-amazing/
Sometimes their ego just gets too large... http://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-stage-collapses-pastors-massive-ego/
Taking up your cross, prosperity gospel style.... http://babylonbee.com/news/creflo-dollar-denies-self-chooses-bentley-jet-work-commute/
and http://babylonbee.com/news/satan-sprinkles-stegosaurus-bones-across-nation-test-christians-faith/