Justin Trudeau Deploys Squads Of Royal Mounties Across Canada To Arrest Anyone Saying ‘Mankind’ http://babylonbee.com/news/justin-t...s-across-canada-arrest-anyone-saying-mankind/ BTW, I saw the short clip of this incident on Youtube, but it was simply a joke by the PM. That did not stop some American right-wingers from going crazy though.
Situations like that remind me of the time some nutjob Christian-like sect got wind of a Chinese couple expecting octuplets but given 24 hours to decide which one would live and which seven would be executed, under China's strict one-child policy. They broadcast it, held 24-hour prayer vigils, and then someone noticed it originated with The Onion.
Jesus has apparently given up on knocking at the door to our hearts... http://babylonbee.com/news/lord-jesus-no-longer-standing-door-knocking-just-letting-self-amazon-key/
... and now the Episcopalians are strugging with personal pronouns ... http://babylonbee.com/news/37-episcopalians-remaining-planet-vote-stop-using-male-pronouns-god/
... and Joel Osteen has caused problems for his publishers ... http://babylonbee.com/news/publisher-issues-safety-recall-new-joel-osteen-book/
The thorn in Paul's flesh is finally revealed... http://babylonbee.com/news/thorn-pauls-flesh-revealed-whams-last-christmas/
Kirk Cameron To Star In New Jason Bourne Film: ‘Bourne Again’ http://babylonbee.com/news/kirk-cameron-star-new-jason-bourne-film-bourne/
Local Couple Welcomes Adorable Little Tax Credit Into The World http://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-welcomes-adorable-little-tax-credit-world/
Now THIS is how you solve the problem of famine in Africa http://babylonbee.com/news/humanitarian-organization-drops-crates-prosperity-gospel-books-ethiopia/
A new problem with the concept of an omniscient and omnipotent God has come to light... http://babylonbee.com/news/god-good-powerful-allow-star-wars-prequels/
And meanwhile, all your church ministers out there had better be careful with your bottles of water. They can cause all sorts of theological problems http://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-accidentally-spills-water-baptizes-baby-dedication-ceremony/
Sometimes parking at church is so tight you have to resort to drastic measures... http://babylonbee.com/news/longtime-church-member-self-identifies-visitor-get-good-parking-spot/
That one dovetails nicely with this one... http://babylonbee.com/news/longtime-church-member-asked-park-400-miles-away/
10 People Groups Jesus Didn’t Specifically Command Us To Love http://babylonbee.com/news/10-people-groups-jesus-didnt-specifically-command-us-love/
Op-Ed: Looks Like We Forgot To Defund Planned Parenthood Again Like We Promised—Shucks, Sorry, Darnit—Maybe Next Time http://babylonbee.com/news/looks-li...promised-shucks-sorry-darnit-maybe-next-time/
Bigoted Olympics Separates Events Into Men’s, Women’s http://babylonbee.com/news/bigoted-olympics-separates-events-mens-womens/
I wonder if they'll do anything with the whole transgender issue, maybe having a genderfluid athlete winning both the men's event and the women's event.