The Last Day

Discussion in 'Eschatology' started by tango, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    OK folks, it's official. After much detailed Bible study, many hours in devotion and a few more hours with a good old fashioned calculator, I can officially tell you the last day that this earth will be here. The End. The Apocalypse. The Second Coming. Call it what you will, I can tell you when it will happen.

    It will happen on October 15. Give or take six months or so.

    For my next task I'm going to try and figure out which year

    pi-in-face
     
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  2. IMINXTC

    IMINXTC Time Bandit

    Finally! One less thing for me to obsess over.
    Thanks, Tango:D
     
  3. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Probably once you've got all the home renovations done.
     
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  4. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    You're killing me Teddy.
    Well done.
     
  5. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Thanks T. Now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
     
  6. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Yo Joe!!
     
  7. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    And it will also be within an hour of 2 o’clock.
     
  8. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    And either a.m., or p.m....
     
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  9. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    Yes and amen.
     
  10. devilslayer365

    devilslayer365 Wazzup?!

    Actually, neither one. :p
     
  11. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    It does remind me of the rather old joke about the utility company who predicted the end of the world would occur on November 8, 2025 but couldn't say whether it would be in the morning or afternoon.
     
  12. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    I'm firmly convinced that it will be on a day ending in Y. Or, if you're German, a day ending in G or H.
     
  13. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Had to think about that for a minute, given all the days end in -tag. Except the one ending in -woch, of course :)
     
  14. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    Jawohl.

    Don't feel bad, I had to think about it for a minute too, even while I was writing the post. :D
     
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  15. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Monday
    Tuesday
    Thursday
    Wednesday
     
  16. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    There's a 57% chance that the end of the world will happen on one of those days. You're batting better than 50-50, keep it up :)
     
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  17. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    Oh, you are defiantly on to something here Tango.
     
  18. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Tim showed up. Does that mean it's the end?
     
  19. The Parson

    The Parson Your friendly neighborhood parson Staff Member

    What? You didn't hear the trump?
     
  20. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Hillary lied.

    Little hands Marco.

    Senator Pochanantas.

    That Trump?
     

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