Surviving the last days, will you be stockpiling for the end of the world?

Discussion in 'Eschatology' started by ChristianInspiration, May 31, 2017.

  1. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    Anyone can create a second (or third) account at any time. Although this is technically 'sock puppetry'.
     
  2. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    The rules say that "Each person may only have one account."

    When RK was summarily executed, I no longer had an account.

    So I simply made up a new account, fulfilling the law that I could have only one account.

    I'm not sure if I finally irritated the hypercalvinists to the point that they complained about me, but at least one mod over there already had a burn for RK 2.0 because, apparently, sarcasm and irony are not acceptable forms of human communication. I think it is because they don't understand it.

    More than likely, someone over there thought they recognized the writing style and theology and came over here to see.

    Several of my friends here figured it out easily enough.

    Haven't decided if RK 3.0 is ready for his arrival or not. I'm thinking about him appearing as a bible-thumping, no wine drinking, fundamentalist.
     
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  3. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    I think of it as simply "Seekingification".
     
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  4. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    They'd recognize me from my writing style in 2 seconds flat. Also Brent can and will ban your IP address if they put 2 and 2 together. Seen it happen. Not that I care to interact with any of the current admin, which will happen at some point.

    Too much work of dodging and weaving for a very questionable amount of ROI, IMO. Unless you choose to do it for the pure entertainment value of it. In which case, let me know via PM so I can grab me some popcorn to see what unfolds. Too bad I don't get access to Contro without an actual account, which I'm too lazy and uninterested to start and build (new), or clean up (old). :cool:
     
  5. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    IP level bans are available but only effective against people with a fixed IP address. If your ISP allocates a dynamic IP address all you have to do is reboot your internet router and you're back on with version (n+1) of you. The writing style is more likely to be a giveaway.

    Given - ahem - the current senior leadership there I've often been tempted to pop up as a seeker or a new Christian and ask all sorts of searching questions about places like IHOP, why they consider such repetitive drivel to count as worship of the one who more or less told us not to engage in repetitive drivel, and why they butcher Scripture to make it mean the exact opposite of what it actually says.
     
  6. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    I'm usually in the cloud, so IP tracking is a bit sketchier, as I understand it.

    Style is the issue. And the entertainment value is priceless.

    Perhaps RK3.0 could be a woman. Then, writing would be easy.

    You know...
     
  7. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    :p

    You rang?
     
  8. פNIʞƎƎS

    פNIʞƎƎS Connoisseur of Memes Staff Member

    Wow. Talk about memories. That forum eventually led to the creation of Our Christian Forum, which was a haven for misfits. Me included. :D
     
  9. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    I can't remember who it was that made a statement about "once you start opening the door to universalism ... that's a slippery slope where before you know it all manner of sin and evil will attach itself to you including things like accepting and affirming homosexuality, abortion, etc."

    I have had the urge to validate this person, because as it turns out, one of my dearest newer friends is a gay ex-Catholic whom I've had the awesome privilege of sharing Jesus with, and who has actually dared connect with God again and set foot into a church again due to my encouragement ... as we both slide that slippery slope into the fiery damnation that is surely awaiting us both ...
     
  10. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    Hypercalvinists? Just being a Calvinist over there I'm mostly (not completely) alone. The main one I know that you irked is very anti-Calvinist. But since you are a true Arminian, I often think you and I are closer to each other than we are to today's generic Evangelical. There's a small handful of plain ole Calvinists. I think I can count them on my fingers. I don't know of any I'd call hyper over there. Maybe you dug out people I've never noticed.
     
  11. teddyv

    teddyv The horse is in the barn. Staff Member

    I'm wondering if he means the more rabid Calvinists that were active a couple months ago, rather than hyper-Calvinists which I understand as those who would essentially reject any evangelism efforts. I don't think those members fell into that category.

    Over the years we had several TE's as well, but I think I'm the only openly one left there.
     
  12. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    Maybe DaniH 2.0 will be an ultra-progressive who affirms everything ultra-fundies find icky (Twitter is a great resource for material on that, actually), and we'll play good cop/bad cop, and then sit back and pass the popcorn as we watch things unravel ... :D
     
  13. Dani

    Dani You're probably fine.

    Who or what is a TE?
     
  14. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Yeah, what he said.
     
  15. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Either "tight end," "theistic evolutionist," or "terminally endearing."
     
  16. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! You could leave your gender unspecified, make references to your wife, and only later on post something that lets people know you're female.

    Pass the popcorn...
     
  17. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    Or a tight ended, terminally endearing theistic evolutionist who speaks total excrement in Latin.
     
  18. RabbiKnife

    RabbiKnife Open the pod bay door, please HAL. Staff Member

    Excrementus totalus.

    Is that Latin or a really horrible thing to say at Hogwarts?
     
  19. tango

    tango ... and you shall live ... Staff Member

    You might slip that one in when it's your turn to say grace but, er, people might notice...
     
  20. TrustGzus

    TrustGzus What does this button do? Staff Member

    I already forgot all about those guys. A different type of hyper. I prefer to see myself as an Evangelically ecumenical Calvinist. Everyone doesn't have to be a Calvinist. Evangelicals aren't my field to work.
     

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